Just Joking!

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

*Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore ,Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

*A boy came home from school with his exam results.
What did u get?" asked his father.
My marks are under water," said the boy.
What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"